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Selling Out


Silly me. I plum forgot to mention a new feature around here, the SLOlane shop. I created this with two goals in mind: an area to have all the stuff I think is really great in one place, and a way to make the occasional change for a cup of tea (I keep my expectations [...]

Owner of a Lonely Heart


Like most kids, high school was a very tumultuous time for me. There was the hormones, the awkwardness, the painful social cliques, the screwed up boyfriend, the stalker psycho-dad who went around to all my friends houses and told anybody who was home that I was probably HIV-positive and they could do so much much [...]

Hindsight is Twenty-something


Yesterday Bruce takes the girls to preschool, and I am unable to get out of bed until 10-ish. Not because I am all groggy and fucked up from sleeping pills again, but because I know that after having spent the better part of the night before working on a client website, I will be greeted [...]

State of My Ass


The husband promised to send a post about 9/11 with some interesting questions about the whole event, but I haven’t heard from him, so hey, why not talk about my ass? At the beginning of October, it will be attending Bruce’s 40th high school reunion on the other coast. Since it’s not likely I’ll be [...]

Somethings Out!


Hey, thanks to my lame tagline in the index, I’m the second result in “tits out” here and the third result here. I probably just made things worse, didn’t I.
Oh! And I’m number 6 for “ml_ipod sucks” in Google.

Because There’s Only One Hour Left


of my birthday. Today I turned 31. Thirty-one! God, I’m almost dead.
Presents from my family include this, and this. And the husband? Word has it he is bringing home 1GB of Corsair memory from Fry’s for that new computer system I’ve been trying to build forever. 0% chance of irritating bladders and 100% [...]