Twin looking at an ad in a magazine: “Deeda…” (this is what the twins call my husband instead of ‘daddy’).

“Yes?”

“Why is this mommy in the kitchen? Why isn’t she on the computer?”

(Hearty laughter from my husband)

Other twin: “Yeah, that’s wrong…mommies are supposed to be with the computers and the Deedas are supposed to be in the kitchen.”