More excellence from one of my favorite blogs, the Dilbert Blog (he echoes my sentiments exactly):
I was delighted to learn that American politicians are trying to make it illegal to burn the American flag. That can only mean that my dedicated public servants have finally solved the problems of crime, drugs, war, poverty, terrorism, healthcare, [...]

The bill for the fumigation came today: $1841. And an interesting article appeared in today’s newspaper–burglars with gas masks, ha ha! Imagine that! It’s a scenario that actually did cross my mind as we were packing up sans expensive computer equpment (Ms. Paranoid, that’s me). It seemed to me it would be the perfect crime [...]

And we’re back! With many misadventures along the way which I will share with you momentarily, but first a warning that there are lots of photos ahead, so I apologize in advance for the slow load.
So the day we’re supposed to leave I wake up and Bruce tells me he had just called the hotel [...]

P.S. Claire finally had her baby!

Tonight I have a massive headache and a twitchy bladder and I think it’s going to be another night of turning in early. Yesterday I made the mistake of having a fish taco from the Avila Farmer’s market (yum!) and I guess it had some hidden no-nos in it (ow!)…probably lemon juice, pepper, and the [...]

I saw this today while grabbing some bread at Trader Joe’s. At first I was mystified and amused; there were no other messages on the car for context, so it took me a little while to figure out what this meant. Then this evening it hit me: the Howard Dean thing.
And then I thought, [...]