Three little swallows of coffee yesterday around noon…from a teeny demitasse cup. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Ms. Bladder got pissed off again and kept me up until 3am. Damn, what is up with this? I mean, I know what might be up with this, but seriously, how do we go from being able to swim in [...]

Something from an uncle, and they love it. (Note, however, we’re using it outside).

The Republicans must be really proud. They managed to fuck up one of the last POSITIVE things about 2005, the holiday season. Now when somebody says “Merry Christmas,” you have to wonder…do they genuinely mean “Merry Christmas” or do they mean that kind of “Merry Christmas”…the kind that just DARES you to reply with the [...]

He knows when you are sleeping…
Some new laffs over at JibJab, too.

So you might be thinking, “How DOES one get into $50,000 worth of debt?” So glad you asked…it’s quite simple actually. Here’s the recipe:
1) One part fleet of junker cars that need constant repairs
2) One small part school loans
3) One part twins (does anything more need to be said here?)
4) One small part medical expenses [...]

UPDATE 12/17: I did it–I called the realtors and told them I wanted to reverse everything. So far, it looks positive that they still can (the cancellation papers had not quite landed on the escrow desk). Though still *slightly* nervous, I am basically comfortable with my change of mind. I’ve decided that whatever happens…I will [...]