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Kick the Outlook Habit


The company with ultra-slow releases now has ultra-fast search in Eudora 7, and the new BossWatch (heh). Now why can’t they just post screenshots?
Update: someone posted some here, since Qualcomm was too lazy. Damn…I had hoped they made bigger changes…they keep putting makeup on that dying old lady of an interface and it’s not [...]

Sleep: Fucking Amazing and YES, Better Than Sex


The girls slept straight through last night. It’s a sad thing when that’s more of an event than NOT sleeping through the night, but daddy came home yesterday; I am guessing the sweet dreams about the return of cookies and rice pudding kept them placidly unconscious. Since they didn’t stage the usual performace of 2 [...]

Already a Weiner


Didn’t wear the shoes (ran out of time and motivation). We came on the late side and stood towards the back, and when they showed the twin photo on the giant screen, several people turned around and said, “Oh look, it’s them!” Little celebrities already. That picture of the girls won an honorable mention, [...]

It never fails…


…when daddy goes 3,000 miles away, that’s when the sickies strike. This has happened so many damn times I should start drinking Airborne a week before he goes anywhere just as a matter of course. Right now the girls just have a runny nose. And a little sneezing. I suppose I can hope that’s all [...]

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong


From Craigslist’s Best-of:
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to [...]