I carved the above a couple of years ago, when I had a lot more time to kill. After all that effort we didn’t even get any trick-or-treaters to see the damned thing. So screw that…skipped it this year.
The girls’ costumes? Why, Siamese Twins, of course. (In case you’re wondering, they will NOT, under ANY [...]

Lo and behold: the new ipod is here, and it is beautiful. There’s also a special version for U2 freaks.

Ever wonder what it would be like to be on the other side?
“Dining nearby is a young girl who looks to be about 6-years-old; she gazes at my shirt with a look so forlorn, I expect to learn that Dick Cheney just stole her crayons.”
People in Newport are much too busy shopping at Prada to [...]

A little old lady accosted me in the Vons parking lot yesterday, as I was rushing to get the girls in and out of the store before a tantrum erupted. She wanted me to know she thought it was great that I put a Kerry sticker on my car, and said she thought I [...]

One of Bruce’s friends calls site redesigns “the annual ritual of pain.” I think that’s about right. Every time I thought I was close to finishing it, a new problem would crop up…MT seizures, MT-Blacklist failing, DNS problems, and then in the middle of all this my host switched me to a different server. But [...]